• Cashier: That'll be $4.03
    • Me: I only have $4...
    • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
    • Me: ...........
    • Cashier: ........
    • Me: what are we?
    Reblogged from: beaglesanddeadends
  1. Reblogged from: silly-luv
  2. lungbender:

    Me: 

    image

    You:

    image

    Reblogged from: backs-atserenade
  3. songyumi:


Favorite. 
This is how I imagine you would feel at this moment, like the rest of the world is frozen and it’s just you two; together for what would seem like forever.

Ive reblogged this a couple times but wow i cant wait

    songyumi:

    Favorite. 

    This is how I imagine you would feel at this moment, like the rest of the world is frozen and it’s just you two; together for what would seem like forever.

    Ive reblogged this a couple times but wow i cant wait

    Reblogged from: ellecanfly
  4. Reblogged from: dontforgetthesalt
  5. onlinegf:

    you were born to impress no one but yourself

    Reblogged from: cuddle-only-me
  6. slayboybunny:

    everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life

    Reblogged from: b3droomeyes
  7. Reblogged from: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg
  8. a discussion on sexual orientation

    • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
    • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
    • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
    • professor: *overhears from front of class*
    • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
    • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
    • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
    • me: ....
    • me: ....
    • me: ....
    • professor: it should be polyerosy
    Reblogged from: ganja-elf
  9. taliabobalia:

    my ascent into adulthood

    image

  10. greeklesbian:

    when my parents complain about me image

    Reblogged from: ganja-elf
  11. browngirlblues:

    her-name-is-wena:

    browngirlblues:

    I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

    How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

    Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

    Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.

  12. glitter-pill:

    sizvideos:

    Video

    Kari and bananas

    Reblogged from: l0veisnevereasy
  13. Reblogged from: getting-fit-staying-fab
  14. fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

    fishingboatproceeds:

    aliewa:

    grouchythefish:

    ladyofpurple:

    I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

    Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

    image

    Why is it always Norway

    Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

    Reblogged from: yume-mitai-na-genjitsu
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